December 20, 2010

Some Funnies

Some random things that make me laugh...
  • People with drunk driver party plates license plates sitting in line at the beer drive-thru.  Didn't learn your lesson, did ya?
  • The other day, while sitting at a red light, I observed a {pretty} girl pick her nose and then EAT the booger!  She knew I saw and therefore proceeded to inch forward to get out of my sight.  WRONG.  I inched forward too.  Sorry pretty girl, you're not getting off that easy.
  • The shooting range/gun store has a sign that says "chocolate, guns, & ammo".  If that doesn't say Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah/Happy Kwanzaa/Feliz Navidad I don't know what does.
  • The more I drink later in the night it gets I sort of develop a southern accent. Remember I always wanted to be a Southern Belle.
  • There is a hot mom down the street {in a dirrty kinda way}. She has at least 4 kids.  She's NEVER home at night.  We call her "stripper mom".  It's the only profession thing that makes sense.
Happy Monday!

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11 comments:

  1. MorganDecember 20, 2010 at 9:38 AM

    What?! She ate her booger?!?! Ugh---sick!

    You can be a southern belle! You're not supposed to be ugly, you're just supposed to say "Bless your heart".

    Sometimes I have to remind myself not to be ugly.

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  2. RachelDecember 20, 2010 at 9:52 AM

    You seriously crack me up. I love this. Thanks for the laugh :)

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  3. Ashley PaigeDecember 20, 2010 at 10:14 AM

    hilarious.. thanks for the chuckle this dasterdly monday morning. i hate mondays. why? i dont work. well, outside of the house. but still, i HATE MONDAYS. woof.

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  4. Miss ChelseaDecember 20, 2010 at 10:24 AM

    What are drunk driver license plates?!

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  5. EricaDecember 20, 2010 at 12:46 PM

    Party plates? People seriously have to have those? I've never heard of that. I think it's a good idea. What state are you in?

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  6. LaurenDecember 20, 2010 at 2:09 PM

    Please tell me you made up #2..... haha!!!!!

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  7. ShariDecember 20, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    These are hysterical! Thanks for a good laugh. :)

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  8. KellyDecember 20, 2010 at 7:16 PM

    EATING A BOOGER??? Sooooo gross :-S Eeeeeewww! It's going to take a while to get that picture out of my mind ;-)

    And stripper mom... too funny!!

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  9. SarahDecember 20, 2010 at 7:35 PM

    What are drunk driver plates we do not have those here?

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  10. Crazy Shenanigans-JMODecember 20, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    Hahahaaha! You seriously made me laugh. I love that you inched up as well with the picker!

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  11. a boy a girl and a pugDecember 20, 2010 at 10:49 PM

    Oh too funny. Especially booger girl

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