I know, it's been far too long since we've dished on our favorite A-listers around here, so let's just go ahead and jump in with two feet. Shall we?
Everyone's favorite trainwreck/Teen Mom, Jenelle was arrested and charged with possession of heroin and beating her new husband. I mean, hot damn, way to prove that you learned your lesson from your year on probation. And don't worry, everyone totally believes that the drugs weren't yours and that you are stone cold sober in your mugshot. I mean that Elvis sequin collared top proves it.
In other Teen Mom news, Farrah is still trying to stay relevant by shooting a personal video. Because when your body is at it's hottest the most natural, normal thing to do is shoot a porn with a porn star. Except it was just a "personal video" and no one should have even known it existed. Until Vivid started talking dolla dolla bills, ya'll. What's even classier? Taking your preschooler to said negotiations. Way to go, Farrah! You are empowering women everywhere.
Holy shit! Slade finally proposed! Except he didn't. Gretchen proposed to him. How
emasculating romantic. That's all.
I can hardly believe my squeaky clean Reesie and hubby were busted for a DUI and disorderly conduct over the weekend. I don't know him from Adam so I'm not sure if this is out of character for him but Resse? OMG I couldn't be more shocked if I woke up with my head stapled to the carpet.
Seriously? US Weekly called this look "demure" and "cute". Perhaps I need to get the dictionary out and look up the definitions again but I'd hardly call this either of those things. She just makes it too easy. She also FINALLY got divorced. How did that shit take longer than the actual marriage?
Why, Mily, why? I mean I'm thinking a Britney-type intervention is necessary at this point. Where is Billy Ray?
Dare I say that Snooki actually looks good here? Even if it is a little Amy Winehouse-ish {may she rest in peace}. Maybe having a baby did her some good! Let's hope.
I hear Ray J has a new single, I Hit It First. I mean if that doesn't have klass {with a K} written all over it, I don't know what does. I still have yet to hear it but I read the lyrics and...OMG.
What else? I feel like I'm missing something. I have to admit I am not nearly as up to speed on my celeb garbage as I usually am and this makes me sad. Perhaps I'll pick up a copy of US Weekly, People, Star, In Touch, and Life & Style at the supermarket today.
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BAHAHAHAHA!! Ohhhhhh Jenelle Jenelle Jenelle..... Thanks for the laughs this morning :)
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Billy Ray is supporting her. He just wants the money. Ha! I think Snooki looks good and seems to of matured some.
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These were a great way to begin the morning! Love it.
ReplyDeleteOh god, I just love Teen Mom gossip! It's such a trainwreck that I get sucked in to watching. And I hadn't heard about Gretchen & Slade yet so thanks for the update on that one! Real Housewives of OC is my absolute fave and I'm glad it started back up again a few weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteBest post ever! Thank you for bringing up to date on all the train wrecks!
ReplyDeleteEveryone loves a good train wreck!!!
ReplyDeleteHahha! this made mem lol a couple times. Snooki does look very good! Teen moms...whoa!
ReplyDeleteThanks for this I didn't know about slade and Gretchen!
ReplyDeleteMiley is definitely on the road to being 2007 Britney. Yikes!!!
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ReplyDeleteYesterday I was listening to the radio and they said something about Jenelle. I was like, I watch this every Monday... she's married? to who? WHAT?!?! Courtland? When did/does he appear on the show. What happened to Kieffer? Answers I believe your next celeb post need to answer. :-) Then there is Ferrah..I mean really. I though she was spoiled brat and a little trashy on the original TM. She had just validated my thought when this porn debacle came out, and sealed it when she took daddy and baby to the negotiations. My word!
I gasp at Reese, she is my all time fav actress and when I heard about the arrests I was set back and speechless.
I can't believe I missed This Gretchen and Slade news....?
ReplyDeleteSnooki's teeth and head are way too big for her body.
ReplyDeleteHow is it that Snooki is the least of our concerns?!
ReplyDeleteSNookie--- she has always been go big or go home, first the tan, then the bump in her hair, now look at her "I just received a country music award" hair... whats the deal what is she over compensating for??
ReplyDeletei can not believe ray j went out like that! and that picture HAS to be of him and kim. hahahahaha. just wow. WOW.
ReplyDeleteKim just needs to break out the stretchy maternity pants and get over herself.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea that was Kim! Pregnancy does NOT agree with her. I love Reese and was s shocked as everyone else, but her arrest doesn't men that I will not stop being a fan of hers. When something like this happens with other celebrities you get the days later "sincere" apology. With Reese it was an instant very sincere apology. You could tell.
ReplyDeleteI have never seen one of your celeb posts before... some funny stuff in here girl. I also didn't know Gretchen had popped the question, not sure what she's thinking! I think she can better.
ReplyDeleteWow,thank goodness you did this post -- I hadn't heard about Jenelle yet, where have I been?!?!
ReplyDeleteSuper funny post, loved it!
This is great!!!
ReplyDeleteI loved it all but my favorite one may just be the Snooki post hehe! & Janelle lord that girl will never learn her lesson! I dont even think getting help would do her good... She is just a lost cause!
ReplyDeleteI have to look up the lyrics now!!!
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