October 19, 2011

SO WHAT! Wednesday

This weeks SO WHAT! comes to you from the one, the only, Kim from Yep, they are all mine.  If you don't read her blog I urge you to do so.  She's got lots of kids {hence the blog title}, she loves to drink beers {my kinda girl}, and she's HIL-ar-i-ous.  Enough said, go read her blog.
Hey, Dew-ers! My name is Kim and I since I can't afford therapy, I write all about my crazy life over at Yep, they are all mine. I just adore Shannon and when she asked for guest So What Wednesday posters I jumped at the chance! 

So what if I...

find the philandering, chain-smoking, daytime-drinker Don Draper totally irresistible?

refuse to buy my kids' school pictures because I know I can take better ones for FREE?

am not ready to give up summer and it's half way through October?

take my iPhone into the bathroom because it's the only time I have some privacy?

only wash my kids' bedding once a month? Or if someone pees/pukes? Whichever comes first?

haven't cleaned under my couch or couch cushions in months? And each time I have to dig between the cushions for the remote I can feel the crumbs? But choose to ignore it?

spend my "free time" - the four hours a week while ALL my kids are at school - sitting on my ass instead of cleaning my couch? Or volunteering at my kids' school? Or doing any number of things?

am apparently outing myself as a terrible housekeeper?

have all but given up on taking photos with anything other than my iPhone because I'm too lazy to download pictures from my big camera?

giggle uncontrollably when people unknowingly say things that have sexual connotations because I have the mind of a 13-year-old boy?

Thanks for having me, Shannon! I'm off to go do nothing while the kids are at school!



  1. OMG you are hilarious! I'm glad I'm not the only one washing the sheets once I month. I never admitted it for fear of the judgies but whew it feels good to get that out there. Oh and the couch cushions? I've never cleaned them. I'm sure they got a good cleaning when we moved, via the wind, and that's about it. And I call my self a neat freak.

  2. I'm with you on the sheets! I'm jealous of your privacy in the bathroom, apparently my daughter thinks it's okay to just barge in and strike up a convo..aaahhhhh!!!

  3. Same here on the sheets!! :) Hilarous!

  4. OMG ~ in love with all your so whats!!! LOL

  5. You KNOW I am with you on the sexual connotations.

  6. Funny stuff! I also am with you on the sheets...seems to me if you did them more often that's all you would be doing, stripping beds, washing, drying, folding, making beds!! Who wants to do that!?

  7. With you on the sheets too! And I have to laugh because I am definitely *not* a neat-freak (AT ALL!!!)as Shannon professes to be, yet I do vacuum under my couch cushions every month or so. But I promise not to check under yours if I ever visit, LOL!

  8. OMG, this is a GREAT SWW post!! I love it!!!
    We almost never clean the couch either! As for Chloe's sheets...yea. Maybe like every 2 weeks or so. Idk, Andy does it while I'm giving her a bath...IF it gets done. And on the being a 13 year old boy, yea...me too!! If someone even gives me a phone #, and say "69" instead of 6-9...yea, I'm rolling! LOL!!

  9. I don't have kids, but I know I spend my downtime doing nothing instead of cleaning! A LOT