January 6, 2012

The Dish

It's been a while since we've chatted about some nonsense in the celebrity fashion so let's get to it.

Did you hear Katy Perry and Russel Brand are divorcing.  I'm not going to say I'm shocked b/c it is Hollywood afterall.  Now since they were married like a million times, do they have to get divorced a million times?  I'd like to know. 

These two love birds are engaged.  I'd like to say I'm happy because I've come to terms with the fact that Justin and Brit Brit are over, but there's something about JBiel that I just don't like.  I don't think she's a good actress, sure she's got a slamming bod but I think that's about it.  Oh and I may have modeled my new hair color after her.  But that is it.

Hot Messer, oops Leah Messer of Teen Mom 2 fame is pregnant and engaged to baby daddy #2.  Oh Leah, Leah, Leah, I've said it before and I'll say it again, how bout you stop worrying about your vagina and worry about the two babies you already have, one of them having special needs.  I mean I know she gets paid from MTV but I hardly think it's a sizeable amount and that money won't last forever honey.  I see her as either 1. a future Playboy model {after new boobs of course} or 2. stripper.  Anyone?

JSimp tweeted that she wanted JAlba's post baby bod {picture above was taken a few days ago, just 3 months after birthing baby #2}.  Well welcome to the club, former fashion icon Jessica Simpson, don't we all. 

Looks like whore bag, husband stealer LeAnn Rimes has been taking the advice of everyone in America and put on maybe 2 pounds.  She could still stand to eat a cheeseburger or 5 but this is progress.  Keep packing on those pounds LeAnn.

So what am I missing?  I'm not nearly as up-to-date on Tinsel Town as I used to be.  Fill me in peeps!
Oh, and Happy Friday!
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25 comments:

  1. I LOVE your hollywood updates. Almost as much as I love you!

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  2. Hot Messer! Haha!!! And I too have always had a small part of me rooting for JT & BritBrit.

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  3. You already know my thoughts on Leah. And as for Jessica Biel, she's not exactly nice. And she has weird lips. And she's...ugh...I just don't like her. She's engaged to my future husband. Betch.

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  4. Yeah, Lean Rimes...not a fan!!! I like her music but she is trash!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. Jessica Alba does look amazing! I don't remember her looking that good after number one!

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  6. love this! i totally agree on all your dishes --- my favorite being leann rimes :) bahahaha!

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  7. I absolutely despise Leann Rimes... that girl disgusts me. And what I find so funny is she is trying to turn herself in to Eddie's previous plastic wife Brandi... fake boobs, rail figure... it is all so warped.

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  8. I always LOVE your celeb dish posts :-) LOOK at Russel Brand-- I mean, he has CRAZY eyes. It was doomed to crash and burn. I saw that photo of LeAnn Rimes earlier this week and thought that she looks QUITE like Brandy Granville (Eddie's ex)-- SKINNY and huge boobs. He seems SO skeevy and gross to me :-P

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  9. Ok, Jessica Alba's body is ridiculous. She must not be human. And LeeAnn? Who seriously walks like that? She was definitely posing.

    Love the Hollywood updates!

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  10. Leah is preggy AND engaged?! I didn't hear this! I'm honestly speechless.

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  11. Oh Leah! I always want to reach through the TV and shake some sense into her. I like Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake together but I have heard she isn't nice.

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  12. Hahaha , I'm so glad you posted this! And, I can't stand JBiel, she has annoyed me since her 7th Heaven days! Sad that JT is off the market!U

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  13. Love everything about this post. You know what's crazy I used to be a gossip blogger! Now? I couldn't tell you anything. I only know what E! News tells me, HA! But for real, you are the first person I know who doesn't like Jessica Biel!! I DO NOT like her AT ALL!! I'm with you, she can't act and I just get this weird "you should still be on 7th heaven" vibe. Oh well. Happy Friday!

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  14. You should work for E! Shannon! You have the dish just right! I definitely wish I had JAlba's post baby bod- damn!

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  15. I love reading these updates! Jessica Alba does have a great body. And Leeann? Glad to see she annoys you as much as she annoys me.

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  16. I couldn't agree with you more on all the topics.

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  17. Yeah, I don't like JBiel either. And I still haven't come to terms with the fact that Justin isn't gonna marry me.
    Plus, I'm actually surprised Katy and Russell lasted this long.
    So here's a sad story: I don't have cable and have missed out on all the Teen Mom drama :( Thanks for the update.

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  18. I totally agree about Jessica Biel--there is just something that rubs me the wrong way. I think there is a better match out there for JT (you know, because we are on such a personal level ;) ) Also, I am totally working toward my Jessica Alba body as we speak...mmhmm, aren't we all, indeed!

    Thanks for the dish, girl, happy weekending!

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  19. I have NOT come to terms that Justin and Britney are over...and I don't think I ever will!

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  20. My US subscription ended so I'm glad I have you to fill me in!

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  21. My US subscription ended so I'm glad I have you to fill me in!

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  22. I just love your Hollywood updates. :) Omgsh, dont even get me started on Leah. I love her new go-to name you used, Hot Messer. Too funny! & I'm still rooting for Justin and Britney, hey.. Its Hollywood, it could happen! lol.

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  23. Ditto on all of this.
    And Leah, ughhhhh don't get me started.

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  24. Great post! I love your recaps!

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  25. She is definitely pregnant with twins. She lives near me and goes through the airport a lot.

    I'm glad husband stealer has gained a few pounds, she looks way better!

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