January 24, 2012

EFF You, Winter

Winter, winter you suck so bad,
You give the occasional case of  S.A.D.
Your temps are so frigid we stay inside,
Inside + Toddler = cry, cries, cried.
Even in Uggs my toes go numb,
Your snow and sleet are so dumb.
Our electric bill was near five hundred dollars,
If you're jealous, let me hear you holler.
*crickets*
Sure snow angels are lots of "fun",
But nothing beats the sand and sun.
I long for the days of warmer weather,
And laying out till my skin turns to leather.
Looking out the window is not a thrill,
Especially after I check the wind chill.
Getting dressed is such a mess,
I long for the days I can wear a dress.
My brand new car cannot stay clean,
Winter, why are you so mean?
Winter, winter go away,
No need to come back, not any day.

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17 comments:

  1. Shannon, this is HILARIOUS!!!! I actually like winter. Just the snow part, not the cold...lol

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  2. 100% agreed!!
    EFF you winter!!!

    btw i loved your vlog -- had a insane toddler *helping* me at the pc at the time & didn't get to comment.

    you are too stinkin' cute girlie!

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  3. LMAO. You crack me up. hahahaha Love it!

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  4. Shannon this is great! I so agree, but I am enjoying my ugg and north face at the moment- check back in feb.

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  5. so. true. except rain is our problem here, but after too many days of it...equally gross.

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  6. Yes... I will join you in the fight to make Ohio warmer. A) because it doesn't really affect our winter (kinda) and B) Because I will be out there in Feb and I'm not looking forward to getting stuck like I usually do.

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  7. Now probably isn't the best time to post this but it's almost 80 here and I laid out yesterday. We haven't even had a full week of COLD weather yet! I should add that COLD to me is like 50's!

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  8. I am soooo with you girlfriend!!! Bring on summer... Like tomorrow!!!!

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  9. Hah! :-D Too funny. I'm with ya on the dress wearing!! Mine are getting so sad hanging in my closet...

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  10. LOL! Quite the poet you are!!! :)

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  11. Couldn't have said it better myself! HATE winter!

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  12. Love it. It is 16 here in Illinois and I the wind chill is down right cold. Cuts right through my coat. Bring on summer!

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