March 23, 2012

Let's Dish!

First, thanks for all your kind words yesterday.  It feels good to be "home".
Today is Friday, T.G.I.F. and I want to keep the content light today.  When in doubt?  Celebs!
Up first?  Jessica Simpson.  Because everyone is talking about her.  Whether you think she's gained too much weight or think, "who cares?  she's pregnant" there is one thing no one can deny, girlfriend is lying about the numbers.  She claims she was 110 when she got pregnant and she's 170 now.  Umm...she was *maybe* 110 during her Dukes of Hazard glory but that's about the last time.  And 170 now?  Highly unlikely too.  She and I are the same height and I was 199 on D-day with Kendall and, well, she looks WAY bigger than I was.  Just sayin'.

My girl Reese is expecting baby numero tres with new hubby, Jim Toth.  Love her, so happy for them!  She's going to do this pregnancy thing right, I just know it.  Who knows, her cute maternity style may even make ME want to be pregnant again.  
Hilary Duff had her baby yesterday.  Little boy Luca Cruz.  Is it just me or does that seem like a girl name?
Former Laguna Beach/The Hills "star", Kristin Cavallari is making pregnancy look ah-dorable.
Oh and while we're talking about pregnants, we should probably mention Snooki.  Can y'all believe this girl is reproducing?  I mean, REALLY?  I swear there is a test to see if you can drive a vehicle but not raise a child, crazy!
OK, now that all that pregnant stuff is out of the way...did you hear The Situation is headed to rehab?!  Allegedly prescription meds.  They said Snooki is headed back to the shore {baby and all}, wonder if he will too?  Now won't THAT be must see TV?
Are you girls watching Fashion Star? OMG I am addicted, already!  What a cool show concept?  I love it and I love seeing Nicole Richie out in the spotlight again, LOVE her!  Speaking of, she's looking HOT these days.  So glad she's on the healthy train now.
Looks like your favorite Teen Mom, and mine, is going under the knife.  Janelle Evans is getting a boob job, allegedly.  Now I follow her on Twitter and she's never mentioned this once!  I'm hurt Juhnelle, I thought we were tight.  But also, does MTV pay that much!?
I also heard that this season of Teen Mom {the original} is going to be the last.  Wahhhhhhhh....why Farra, Macy, Caitlyn, and Amber?  WHY?!  I mean...who else will pay you for doing nothing?  And what will I watch on Tuesdays now?  

That's what's on my celebrity radar this week.  Did I miss anything?  Oh yeah, Hunger Games.  Well that's because I don't give a shit know anything about it.

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34 comments:

  1. All these celeb pregnancies are making me crazy!!! I can't believe that Snookie is pregnant. That makes my head spin! And also, I've hopped on the Hunger Games train. I just started reading it last night. So we shall see.

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  2. There is NO WAY J. Simps is 170. I spent QUITE a while there post-baby, and I'm the same height, too! Have you read all the uber-gross overshares she's been making during pregnancy? Ugh. Klassy!

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  3. As I am struggling to get pregnant, the celeb pregnancy that has me beyond upset is Snookie. Lisa Lampanelli said it best...she will be a great mother somewhere between Casey Anthony and Dina Lohan!!!

    My BFF's little boy is a Luca. he is 100% Italian, so it works for him!

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  4. okay, there is no way jessica simpson is 170 .. i'm 9 months pregnant and she looks either my size or bigger than me and i am no where near 170

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  5. I was 198 when i gave birth and there's NO WAY Jessica is only 170. No way. Oh and Teen mom? Sad face. I like that original crew. They'll be new crazies though. And forget about the GD Hunger Games. I dont know dick about it and could care less.

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  6. Probably my fav post right now! So, I need to dish my opinions too, lol. Jessica is definitely kicking the 200s... she did get huge! And is that a sprite in her hand? Reese looks so cute! I love her! Yeah, Hillary named her kid a girl name. I'm just saying. I had NOOO idea Kristin was pregnant.. she looks cute! And Snooki should NOT reproduce. Janelle lives in the same town as me. I would love to smack the hell out of her!!!! And I am so happy Teen Mom is getting shut off.. they need to shut off the 16 & pregnant and the other ones too. Damn MTV for promoting teen pregnancy! That is all. *Thanks for sharing*

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  7. Lots of talk about pregnancy, having second thoughts? ;-p Just kidding. I love Reese and I'm happy for her but still sad she & Ryan didn't work out. And Jessica...170...I don't think so, but who can blame a girl for trying? (Also, the Hunger Games is awesome, I can't wait to see the movie!)

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  8. I feel like JS has been PG forever!!! Luca is a boy name it's Italian -- it's sort of like the Italian version of Luke. Lucia is feminine...I love Fashion Star!

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  9. J Simp is a liar...there is NOOOOOO way. :)

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  10. Oh My word I know that Jessica has got to weight more than that..she is huge!! and Snookie...no comment!! I didnt want to fall in the Hunger Games trap but I did and the books are actually really good

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  11. I am sad that it will be the end of the Teen Mom reality garbage! I need that show in my life!!! Pshhhhh if Jessica weighs 170 I weigh 150 right now during this pregnancy! Why lie??? OWN IT!

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  12. I think the water must be tainted in holleywood!! It seems like everyone is prego this year! I'm excited to see Reese prego tho - I just love that girl. I don't know why Jessica is even mentioning her wieght - it is no one's buisness and I think the point of pregnancy is to gain weight... she has done a good job!
    It is probably a good thing Teen Mom is done, because addicted as I was - it was stupid show!! lol

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  13. I keep saying the same thing about Jessica. People insist to me that it's possible that she's only 170, because she's so short, but there's no way in hell I believe it.

    And Kristin Cavallari? How the hell did I miss the memo that she's pregnant?!

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  14. I feel like j simpson has been preggers forever!!! and there is no way on god's green earth she weighs 170 but hey if i had been paid to lose the baby weight i wouldn't care how much i gained anyway!

    When I saw the name Luca I immediately thought girl, but then read it was for a boy...

    oh and i am completely lost when it comes to the hunger games too!

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  15. I thought Luca was traditionally a boy's name... confused at why anyone would think it's feminine??


    Reese is going to be adorable, and it's so hilarious that you've gone from being staunchly "1 and done" to obviously wanting another baby! Ha ha ha!

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  16. Okay, which one of Jessica's boobs weighs 170? Who is she kidding? lol

    And, I'm on the Hunger Games obsession bandwagon. lol Sorry!

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  17. I didn't even know any of those celebs were preggers besides snookie. Apparently I live under a rock. Fail.

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  18. Why, oh, WHY is that dog PURPLE? Dear Jesus...

    And Jessica Simpson was NOT 110 pre-pregnancy. Let's not even get into that... :)

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  19. Jessica is really short (like I think 5'1)... so maybe her the weight is so squished in? I dont know... she's pretty big. and she totally has diahrrhea of the mouth. she doesnt shut up. You should have added about cutie Vanessa Lachey being pregnant too! :)

    Love the name Luca. I have two girlfriends who named their sons that (both italian).

    and I'm kind of glad original teen mom is ending. the girls got too big. glad they're keeping with the teen mom 2 cast!

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  20. OMG I feel like Jessica has been pregnant for forever! And I didn't even know Reese was pregnant so thanks for posting this! Luca Cruz is such a cute name! But definitely more girly!

    http://olgasrecord.blogspot.com/

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  21. I could care less how much Jessica Simpson weighs bc, she's pregnant. But that girl wears the wrong things WAY too often, making her look even bigger than she is. And is it even safe to wear those heels while you are carrying child?!

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  22. I so believe u about the Jessica Simpson thing but I don't care about her weight. I am just happy to read about it. TGIF I like the gossip!!!! Enjoy your weekend.

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  23. Don't believe that about J. Simpson. How can she be walking in those heels, holy hell!

    Love Nicole Ritchie and am so glad to see her in TV as well.

    Can't wait for another adorable child from Reese!

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  24. I have SO many thoughts right now. But #1 being....I'm ONE AND DONE!!!! No more kiddos for moi. :) lol

    p.s. NEVER have I watch Jersery Shore....but a baby on it!?! THAT I may tune in for....

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  25. Thanks for all the news! Totally agree about JS lying. I mean who cares, but yes she's huge! Kelly Ripa always says she gained 70+ pounds pregnant. Was JS preggers while filming Fashion Star? She ain't 110 there. But I hated the show. I like Nicole but the show was boring. Give me Project Runway anyday. And super sad about the original Teen Moms being over. That's the only one I watch (though I do watch 16 & Pregnant). My SIL knows someone who works on the show so always interesting backstory information & no they don't get paid very much.

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  26. Oh whoa. I don't keep up on celeb news but Jsimp. hellooo. Good thing she did that WW deal. :) She'll look kick-ass in no time.

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  27. JUst found your blog through Mandy and I wanted to pop and say hello! This post made me giggle. 170 pounds...please. She was 170 about 3 months ago I think. DOn't get me wrong...love her to pieces and she is still beautiful. But come on. Don't kid a bunch of kidders, you know?

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  28. OMG Kristen Cavillari looks so cute and J Spims, yeah 170 my ass!

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  29. TGIF!!!! Happy Friday, have a superb weekend :)

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  30. Jessica Simpson is totally lying. And I cringe for her and her baby's safety at the sight of those shoes. I could barely shove my feet into flats when I was pregnant. I don't know how or WHY?!?! she would want to wear those stripper shoes that late in the game.

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  31. I have been thinking the SAME thing about Jessica Simpson. 170? Really? Whatever you say. Maybe she did what I did--tell the OB nurses sternly to stop telling me my weight once I'd gained close to 50 pounds. I lived in blissful ignorance after that.

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  32. Love this post! I totally forgot Hilary Duff was pregnant and hadn't seen that pic of K Cav. I think you need to post your last belly pic before having KP!

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  33. I'm sad the original teen moms are ending. They were my favorite!!!! I agree, Jessica is TOTALLY lying about what her weight is and was. I bet she was around 140 when she got pregnant because she was NO 110. I heard her say she's gained like 70 pounds in an interview she did. NOW that would be right with the 140 the 70.

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