June 4, 2012

The Good, The Bad, and The U-G-L-Y

You know when you take a group picture and you happen to be THE ONE person who isn't looking at the camera?  Or when your BFF post a ridiculously good picture of herself on Facebook meanwhile you look like cyclops thanks to your 30 going on 13 acne?  Or what about when your 100 months pregnant and get invited to a Hillbilly/White Trash birthday and of course vow to be THE MOST hillbilly and pray that no one takes a picture?
You know you've been there.  We all have.  The truth of the matter is no one ever wants to show those pics with the whole wide world.
Well I do. You see all of these pictures are on Facebook so anyone could find them, if they really wanted to, I'm just making it easier for them.
Exhibit A:  Crazy, psychotic bride.
At least my teeth look nice and straight and white.
Exhibit B:  Hot Mama
Complete with husband drawn Super Man tat, black bra under ill fitting wife beater, pigtails, and 8 month pregnant belly hanging out {on purpose}.
Exhibit C:  Hunter's Wife
Jimmy made me do this when we first met.  Clearly I have no idea what I'm doing.
Exhibit D: Fat girl problems.
100 points to the best caption for this one.
Exhibit E:  Whatcha Lookin' At?
I knew this picture was being taken, yet I'm looking at Lord knows what.
Exhibit F: Beached Whale
Note to self: Don't stand next to the two skinniest bridesmaids and then turn sideways when you are bigger {albeit 9 months pregnant} than both of them combined.  Never flattering.

And...you're welcome. 

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29 comments:

  1. I am dying! My fav is the crazy bride. lol

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  2. Oh stop it, you look great! We ALL have these photos hanging out somewhere. The hilly billy outfit is just full of win.

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  3. You. are. awesome. I could do this too and it would be AWFUL. Maybe I will do it, I have no shame, it is what it is! Everyone has bad photos of themselves, especially since Facebook happened! Love you for keeping it real.

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  4. If those aren't the best pics I've ever seen, I'm not sure what is!!! I love the Hot Dog one....and must I say you were the CUTEST white trash preggo EVER!!!! And the one with you in the blue dress with your short blonde hair??? Well, I must say that I love you in that hair! You look DAMN sexy! K, that's all for now! :-)

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  5. You are cute in ever single one of these......The Hunters wife is so funny!! Thanks for the laugh

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  6. lol I love this! I plan on doing a similar post with "out-takes" from my wedding photos...AKA me making horrible, dumb faces in candid shots.

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  7. You crack me up! Candid shots are actually my favorite! You're a doll!

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  8. these are so so awesome! When it's one picture it's like yikes! embarassing. But a whole bunch of pics = AWESOME! Love this post! You're seriously adorable and gorgeous! My fav's the white trash prego one too!

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  9. These are too funny! Love! Thanks for sharing! You still look pretty great in all of those photos though!

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  10. I love this! I have PLENTY of these photos and my poor daughter has inherited my "non photogenic" nature. She's got bucky teeth and the "My Name is Earl" eyes closed in 95% of every photo!

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  11. OMG I love you for posting these!~ Ha ha ha ha!

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  12. i love your blog!! not sure how I found you but your my kinda peoples. you seriously look so cute in all of the pics, but crazy bride takes the cake.

    www.mommyfiercest.net

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  13. I have a very similar picture holding a big gun like that, only difference is it was for a professional maternity picture, my husband INSISTED on me posing with a gun while 7 months pregnant. Classy.

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  14. Cracking me up over here! But despite the crazy looks, you are gorgeous and so much fun!

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  15. And I bet K would like the caption "hot dog, hot dog, .." you know the rest!

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  16. hahaha the hunting one is the best. I bet husband loved it

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  17. clearly you are the coolest chick on the planet... only one would have the bits to post these and laugh at themselves!

    xxoo!

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  18. Love the pictures!!! You are TONS braver then I am. I don't do pictures because I always look like I sneezed and farted at the same time. (can I say that?? ) :)

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  19. Great photos

    Ann.
    Annie-8.blogspot.com

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  20. Oh my god. I'm so that girl. I seriously look drunk in every picture cause my eyes are never open. So now I make "Crazy Eyes" just so that they're open for pictures! HA! :)

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  21. you crack me up kid. i died laughing at the bridesmaid caption. although i actually think you look really pretty in that pic :)

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  22. I love all of this.

    Caption to Exhibit D:
    Jimmy is a lucky man.

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  23. hahahahahahahaha best.post.ever!

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  24. You are the awesomesauce my dear...redneck, preggers, crazy, and all.

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  25. lol! you look beautiful no matter what!

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    Jenn.

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