July 13, 2012

Friday Letters

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Dear Blog World,
I hope you are ready for what's about to happen.  My BBFF is boarding a plane in T-4 hours to come to Ohio and see me.  She'll have her delicious almost two-year-old, future-son-in-law of mine, in tow.  Shit is about to get real.  Be prepared for picture vomit all over your Instagram feed.
Dear Kristen,
I hope you are ready for this jelly. I hope you don't think I'm a total douche. I promise, while I'm not nearly as funny in person, I do know how to have fun.  At least I think.  I have the boxed wine chillin' and the pantry full of PayDays and Reese cups.  
Dear Smith,
Please don't hate me, or KP.  I already love you as if you were my own flesh and blood.  I promise to make your stay here awesome and fun and full of Mickey Mouse pancakes.  Please sleep good for your mama.
Dear Husband,
Bear with us this weekend.  There's bound to be lots of late night giggling from two drunk girls in the living room while you try to sleep for work tomorrow, I apologize in advance.  No we aren't going to do lesbian things.  And for the love of God, she LIKES boxed wine, I do not need to buy bottles.  Trust.  
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17 comments:

  1. I am excited to hear about their visit. You might want to clarify your not a serial killer, I mean you do live out in the middle of nowhere. Just sayin. ;)

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  2. BAHAHA why do the husbands automatically assume that boxed wine & girlfriends = lesbian pillow fight party?

    Have SO SO SO much fun. I am beyond jealous of your girl time that's about to happen!

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  3. So JEALOUS you guys get to spend some QT! Have a great time! Can't wait to hear all about it!

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  4. How fun that you are having some awesome girl time!
    BTW- I so used the line about jelly yesterday. Got a weird reaction, but I think it's quite hilarious. Hahaha. Saw it in your letters and totally lol'd. I knew we were meant to be bloggy friends. ;)
    Have a great weekend, dear!

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  5. LOL @ "we aren't going to do lesbian things." I always have to remind my husband of that too.

    have a great time! best friend visits from out of town are the best :-)

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  6. Omg best post ever!!!!!!! Can't wait to see you!!!!!

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  7. You're gonna have the best time. I've known Kristen for years and her and Smith are so much fun. Can't wait to see pics!

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  8. Your weekend sounds like such a blast! Can't wait for the follow up in pics.

    K and I share a mutual friend that I met through fertility struggles and she met a la blogging.

    I am totally not as creepy as I'm about to come off, but I just moved to Cbus from NJ, so your next slumber party, I'm afraid I may have to crash :) You girls seem right up my ally, and no, not in a lesbo way ;)

    Katie

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  9. Love it! Next year Chase and I are joining!

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  10. absolutely fabulous girlfriend!! hope you have a blast!! :)

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  11. how amazingly fun that your bbff is going to visit you!!

    visit thechiffondiary.blogspot.com and say hello!

    xo

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  12. Have SOOO much fun. Blog bestie meet ups are the very very best.

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  13. This is great! Have fun this weekend!

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  14. This is quite possibly the best Friday letters, ever!!!!

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