December 17, 2010

A Little Gossip

First things first, can we PUHLEEZ discuss the Kardashian Family Christmas card?
I know what you're thinking {so is my mom, cousin and co-worker}Adam's Family!  BUT I would LOVE to wear Khloe's dress and how cute is Baby Mason?  PRESH!  BUT the two youngest look WAY too overdone for their ages and...well...they all look like the Madame Tussauds version of themselves.  Just saying.  It's a little much for a Christmas card, no?
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How bout all these break-ups?  I mean Ryan & ScarJo {although I'm REALLY happy for KLaw}, Eva & Tony, Michael C. Hall & his woman, Christina & Jordan {although her new main squeeze is WAY hotter and I think she's pregnant.  Just sayin'}.  What is going on?!

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How bout Miss Hannah Montana herself smoking salvia and getting CA-RAZY blown out of her mind?!  Miley I'm disappointed.  Not because you're 18 and got high {who hasn't} but because you should know better than to let someone tape you!  Lesson learned {I hope}.
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Mariah's having twins {in case anyone cares}
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Nicole Richie & Joel Madden got married last weekend.  LOVE them.  Cannot wait to see more pics.  She wore THREE dresses!  Here's just one.

So let's talk!  What's on your celeb radar this week?  Are you on first name basis with any of the rich and shameless famous?  

15 comments:

  1. love this - its better than tmz and watching extra nightly!

    and i have been under a rock... so is mariah really having twins?

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  2. I thought I was the only one wondering why Christina was looking a little heavier than usual in her Berlesque performances recently. Prego would def. explain it...

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  3. HAHA! Seriously, what’s up with the seriousness in that Christmas card and half of them look like they are dressed for a funeral and Kylie looks like she stepped out from the night of the living dead, LOL!

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  4. my celeb radar is in the toilet. thanks for the update.

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  5. I can't get over that green stole! I'm still not sure if I love it or hate it.

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  6. Yea!! Loving the "Dew" celeb update. I vote for this to become a repeating blog segment. :)

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  7. Thanks for the Nicole Ritchie photo! I forgot those were coming out today!

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  8. wow, I agree on the Kardashian card! would it kill them to smile or look happy? Even though Khloe's dress is A-MA-ZING!!!!! What a fun post! Keep up the celeb gossip... I can never get enough!

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  9. The Kardashian xmas card...I do love the picture but you're right, there are so many things to pick at in it. The little girls looking way too grown up (I'm just waiting for one of them to get arrested) and it bugs me that Kim is wearing white. I do love Khloe's dress too!

    Now that you mention it, Xtina DOES look preggo! She's wearing the same type of stuff she did w/her first baby.

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  10. The Kardashian card is just ridiculous.

    And Mariah with twins? How do all these celebrities all have twins?! Crazy!

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  11. Yeah Mariah is having twins and they went to the same doctor as j lo I heard. Its ivf people!

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  12. I cannot believe Mariah is having twins, that is crazy! I do love the photo of the Kardashians (why does everyone always just say Kardashian and not ever "Jenner" anyway?) however, it definitely does not scream "Happy Family Christmas Card!"

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  13. What is the deal with EVERY celeb (almost) having twins?! Must be in the water out there!

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  14. Love this post! I'm obsessed with all things celebs. The Kardashian's Christmas card is out of this world. Sooo much airbrushing! But I suppose it's their "thing" now that their family is so famous. Christina's new man IS much cuter! And I can't wait to see more pictures of Nicole's wedding too!!

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  15. That's the first pic I've seen of Nicole and Joel! Love it!!! ANd um... that Christmas card is whoa... a little serious for the holidays me thinks... but it's definitely different than all the other ones people are receiving. It reminded me of when Carmen Electra got married and their invites looked like some sort of morgue thing... Remember that? Google it if not.. It's insane.

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