Dear Terrible Twos: No me gusta! You can go away NOW. You make my sweet toddler girl an unpleasant little wild woman and I am at my whits end. Already. And you just started, I think.
Dear Starbucks: I know everyone loves your Pumpkin Spice Latte but I have to say, I'm not a fan. I'm a Salted Caramel girl through and through. I had my first one of the season yesterday and it did not disappoint. And I saw you have a Salted Caramel Cake-Pop. Umm...yes, please. Although yesterday the mocha was enough calories for my indulgence.
Dear Big Brother: I'm pretty sure you're scripted this year. I mean, seriously.
Dear Wine: Thank you for being there when I need you. Last night I swore I didn't need you but thanks to letter #1, you were my best friend. Thanks for always having my back.
Dear Pinterest: What did people do before you? I mean, seriously? Thanks to you I have redecorated all the frames in Kendall's room for free! Amazing what some free printables can do for a room. Total transformation. Thank you.
Dear UPS: Apparently you've changed my route, or at least the time you come to my house. It's not cool. You used to come early, like 10 am, when I was the only one home to accept packages. Now you are coming around 5, when my husband is home to witness my online shopping addiction. Dude, you are getting me in trouble. Not cool!
Dear Mother-in-Law: Thank you for your welcome offering of keeping Kendall for a few hours a week. I may have come home and cleaned the entire time but it was so nice to do so uninterrupted. You rock! Love you!
Dear Hobby Lobby: How bout you open up a store close to me? Please? Gah I want to make a new fall wreath but you are so damn far away!
Dear Hair: You are getting cut next week and I cannot wait. I finally made an appointment and so now I just need to find hair-inspiration. Pinterest, here I come.
Dear Blog: You are about to get the makeover of a lifetime and you will be so pretty! I saw a preview yesterday and you'll be so happy. Cannot wait!