November 18, 2011

L.A.I.D Weekly {not to be confused with US Weekly}

The main reason I'm doing today's post is so we can address one big fat elephant in the room. 
Mariah's stomach.

OK.  Maybe she's still on post-pregnancy pain pills or perhaps antidepressants from PPD but if she thinks that I, for one second, believe that that is her real stomach, girlfriend is high.  There is no way.  Plus I saw this on the newsstand at my local Dollar General and that picture was more photoshopped than Kim Kardashians Complex shoot.  Nice try Mariah.
Now that we have that off my chest, on to the "real" news.
Teen Mom 2 is back, well in a few weeks anyway.  Watch the clip here {thank me later}.
I don't know about you but I think these girls just may be even more of a train wreck than the first batch.  I mean for crying out loud, Leah, you have a good guy {I use that term loosely} and you cheat on him AGAIN?  Instead of worrying about your vagina focus on those baby girls, especially the sick one!  And don't even get me started on Jenelle, girlfriend needs to be slapped in the face by a dose of REALity.  Send her ass to jail, she needs it.
Did you hear Justin Bieber's "baby mama" dropped her paternity case against him?
Ummm...is that because she knows she's just trailer trash looking for a buck?  I mean she's claiming that she met him back stage for 30 seconds and managed to get pregnant.  I know he's young and seeing a naked girl probably does him in but COME ON!  You really think we believe that?  Not a chance.  Although the thought of it being even remotely possible is enough to keep me interested in the whole mess.  Plus, is his willingness to take the DNA test his omission that he's not a virgin anymore?  Think about it.
I saw on The Today Show, earlier this week, that they are auctioning off everything in Michael Jackson's home now.  And, until recently, that included his death bed {literally}.
I don't know about you but I think that is totally sick!  I remember thinking to myself, "what sick f*ck would even WANT to buy that?".  And then they took it off the auction, thank God. 
Speaking of sickkos, Snookie is looking svelt these days.

I'm sure her weight loss success can be attributed to something totally healthy and reasonable.

I mean I know their celebs and their version of reality is skewed but God love em for keeping me entertained, always.
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18 comments:

  1. Makes my life seem so much more normal. :)

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  2. I love this post like I love wine. Fabulous!

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  3. Don't even get me started on Janelle OR Leah. I'd like to slap them both. Ha!

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  4. Have you seen the Snooki Christmas ornament at Walgreens? I think they have the whole Jersey Shore Crew! ha!

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  5. I saw that picture of Mariah and thought the same thing! Also, she has a good voice..Who cares if her stomach is flat?!?! She annoys me to know end..except for at Christmas. Her Christmas album is a must.

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  6. I always love these posts of yours :-) Mariah's cover is rediculous. And as much as I LOVE Teen Mom, I think I'm going to bow out of watching this next season purely because of Janelle. Hate, hate, hate Her!! :-( Happy Friday, Shannon!

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  7. Awe Shan, I just love you. This was great. I agree with everything.

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  8. It never ceases to amaze me that they just live in a completely different world than us! Thanks for the updates! :)

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  9. OMg the Mariah thing is ridiculous! I saw an interview with her talking about that cover and she claimed it was so real, as her gut and muffin top hung over her pants. SO lame!

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  10. I love this post. You and I were destined to be BFF's and talk celebrity gossip!

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  11. I love your commentary, shannon! janelle goes to school in the same town as me and I am just waiting with baited breath to see her in target or something.

    p.s. I made bubble up enchiladas for dinner a few nights ago and they were a hit! I am a college student and the easier, the better. plus I got a ton of leftovers so that was awesome. so thanks for telling us about it ;)

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  12. I have a subscription to US Weekly and LAID Weekly is WAY better. Love.

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  13. Awesome post girl!! Did you hear that snooki smothers her face with kitty litter as an exfoliant? Yeah that with a "healthy weight loss plan" sounds like fun! Haha!

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  14. I'm so glad that I wasn't the only one that saw that cover and thought it looked...odd. Her belly button looks like they just glued it and stuck it on her. Not that I care, but um...I doubt it's true

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  15. Love teen mom and so excited to watch them weekly and shake my head at them all! I would gladly smack Jenelle! And the way she treats her mom? MAKES ME SICK!

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  16. Haha, LOVE this post. I'm such a sucker for celebrity gossip! I am so excited for Teen Mom, I just love that train wreck of a show. ;)

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  17. Girl, you crack me up! I totally agree about her stomach. There ain't noooooo way!

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